Romantic Quotes For Him

Romantic Quotes for Him

Love is like a roller coaster, when it's all over you throw up! Anonymous

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. Adrienne Gusoff

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Albert Einstein

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. Cecilia Egan

To love and win, is the best thing. To love and lose, is the next best thing. William M. Thackeray

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a strike of luck. Anonymous

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx

We only love truly once. It is the first time and succeeding passions are less uncontrolled. Du Coeur

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Helen Rowland

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. Henry Kissinger

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