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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. - Carl Sagan

The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight Eisenhower

Leadership involves finding a parade and getting in front of it. - John Naisbitt

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Adams

You do not lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership. - Dwight Eisenhower

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them think, they'll hate you. - Don Marquis

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them. - Alexandre Ledru-Rollin

First rule of leadership: everything is your fault. - A Bug's Life

How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation? - Scream

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

The question, 'Who ought to be boss?', is like asking, 'Who ought to be the tenor in the quartet?' Obviously, the man who can sing tenor. - Henry Ford

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy. - Dave Barry

Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't! - Margaret Thatcher


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