Funny Facebook Status Messages About Men

Funny Facebook Status Messages About Men

♦ "...makes the lie, invents want."

♦ "...shall be both dog and pony."

♦ "...is a red-blooded American male!"

♦ "...thinks God's gift to bachelors is that the juiciest gazelle is the easiest to catch."

♦ "........ is tradin' in his Chevy for a Cadillacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacac."

♦ "..... slept like a baby last night.... Waking up every 3 hours crying for food."

♦ "Be a man who takes the lead as opposed to one who follows. The minute you walk into a room assume the leaders status and you will find girls flocking towards you. Instead of suggesting what you think you should be doing just say what you all should do."

♦ "If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

♦ " Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."

♦ " There's this weird thing at my work where people are putting names on food in the fridge. I just ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin. "

♦ "Don't you wonder why people look back at the same spot when they trip over it? As if the sidewalk is going to talk back or laugh at them."

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