. Funny Facebook Status Messages

Did you know that almost 30 million Facebook users update their status messages at least once a day? These may be funny or sad. We take a look at the funny side of things. Funny Facebook Status Messages

If you are looking for brightening up your dull day, then you have landed on the right page. These status messages have made it their responsibility to have you laughing your heart out.

♦ "Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't."

♦ "When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it's for them?."

♦ "You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want."

♦ "I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak."

♦ "...... feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes."

♦ "......... used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."

♦ "....... says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

♦ "......... before you use the bathroom in someone's house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!"

♦ ".......... understands that hard work pays off in future but Laziness pays off now !"

♦ "............ Is Wondering.... If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees,, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches ?

♦ "............. wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...But suicide's a crime. "

♦ "......... I'm not high maintenance. I am just a precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep."

♦ "Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant."

♦ "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

♦ "... says One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

♦ ".... intends to go to Heaven for the climate and to Hell for the company."

♦ "....... is shout of the hour."

♦ "....... is currently out of her mind but please feel free to leave a message."

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